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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQS);faqs.493
! Another approach is the `prtscrn' program by Chip Rosenthal. It
grabs the contents of any console screen and sends it to standard
output. See comp.sources.misc.
--- 1132,1138 ----
sed -e 's/ *$//' -e 24q | lp
stty $oldstty # put stty back when done.
! Another approach is the `prtscrn2' program by Chip Rosenthal. It
grabs the contents of any console screen and sends it to standard
output. See comp.sources.misc.
***************
*** 1271,1275 ****
[Thanks to Jeff Liebermann.]
! [ end of sco-xenix 1.34 ]
--- 1271,1275 ----
[Thanks to Jeff Liebermann.]
! [ end of sco-xenix 1.35 ]
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From: cbaird@scorch.apana.org.au (Chris Baird)
Subject: alt.tv.simpsons Changes to Frequently Asked Questions
Expires: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 00:00:00 GMT
Reply-To: faq@glencoe.apana.org.au
Organization: Honorary Abject Admirers of Lisa Simpson
Date: Mon, 30 Nov 1992 01:55:25 GMT
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Summary: Changes to the Simpsons FAQ.
Keywords: simpsons faq Simpsons FAQ
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*** faq1192 Tue Jan 01 00:05:30 1980
--- faq1292 Mon Nov 30 01:12:14 1992
***************
*** 1,2 ****
! [Last changed: 31-Oct-92]
--- 1,2 ----
! [Last changed: 30-Nov-92]
***************
*** 7,9 ****
! Maintained by Chris Baird (c8923075@mystra.newcastle.edu.au)
with Brendan Kehoe (brendan@cygnus.com)
--- 7,9 ----
! Maintained by Chris Baird (chris@glencoe.apana.org.au)
with Brendan Kehoe (brendan@cygnus.com)
***************
*** 11,12 ****
--- 11,15 ----
+ Please reply with any requests, suggestions, corrections, etc., to
+ faq@glencoe.apana.org.au
+
Available via Usenet, the alt.tv.simpsons newsgroup is a free forum
***************
*** 42,43 ****
--- 45,47 ----
3.5) Where is Springfield?
+ 3.5a) What is the Simpsons' Home address?
3.6) What does the ``J'' stand for in Homer J. Simpson?
***************
*** 49,51 ****
3.10) Where do you get the episode titles from?
! 3.11) Which one's Itchy & which is Scratchy?
3.12) What are the three most important things to know in life?
--- 53,55 ----
3.10) Where do you get the episode titles from?
! 3.11) Which one's Itchy and which is Scratchy?
3.12) What are the three most important things to know in life?
***************
*** 105,107 ****
(I did not see Elvis) [Bart]
! {One lines as the view enters the classroom states ``I did see Elvis''}
7G11 Jacques to be Wild <03/18/90, 07/15/90, 09/20/90,
--- 109,111 ----
(I did not see Elvis) [Bart]
! {One line as the view enters the classroom states ``I did see Elvis''}
7G11 Jacques to be Wild <03/18/90, 07/15/90, 09/20/90,
***************
*** 108,110 ****
{No board quote} 08/30/92**> [No couch scene]
! {This episode is also known as `` Life in the Fast Lane''; also,
it was originally going to be ``Bjorn to be Wild'', but Albert
--- 112,114 ----
{No board quote} 08/30/92**> [No couch scene]
! {This episode is also known as ``Life in the Fast Lane''; also,
it was originally going to be ``Bjorn to be Wild'', but Albert
***************
*** 137,142 ****
{For the third airing of this episode, [Couch springs out into a bed]
! it was (It's potato, not potatoe), an eleventh hour
! replacement to accommodate (ex)Vice President Quayle.
! Network 10 in Sydney, Australia, used the "I will not waste chalk"
! punishment from ``Bart the Genius'', to help it "fit [their] schedule"}
7F05 Dancin' Homer <11/08/90, 01/17/91, 08/15/91>
--- 141,146 ----
{For the third airing of this episode, [Couch springs out into a bed]
! it was (It's potato, not potatoe), an eleventh hour replacement
! to accommodate Vice President Quayle. Network 10 in Sydney,
! Australia, used the "I will not waste chalk" punishment from
! ``Bart the Genius'', to help it "fit [their] schedule"}
7F05 Dancin' Homer <11/08/90, 01/17/91, 08/15/91>
***************
*** 197,199 ****
(I will not hide behind the Fifth [Couch tips over at Homer's
! Amendment) end; Maggie & a cushion
end up where they started]
--- 201,203 ----
(I will not hide behind the Fifth [Couch tips over at Homer's
! Amendment) end; Maggie and a cushion
end up where they started]
***************
*** 212,215 ****
7F22 Blood Feud <07/11/91, 09/05/91, 10/22/92**>
! (I will not sleep through my education)
! [Couch thru floor {see 7F03}]
--- 216,218 ----
7F22 Blood Feud <07/11/91, 09/05/91, 10/22/92**>
! (I will not sleep through my education) [Couch thru floor {see 7F03}]
***************
*** 228,230 ****
{No chalkboard in US. In Canada, it was [US: Couch is missing;
! (High explosives and school don't mix) CAN: They make a pyramid,
(I will not bribe Principal Skinner) capped by Maggie]
--- 231,233 ----
{No chalkboard in US. In Canada, it was [US: Couch is missing;
! (High explosives and school don't mix). CAN: They make a pyramid,
(I will not bribe Principal Skinner) capped by Maggie]
***************
*** 256,260 ****
(I will not torment the emotionally [All but Maggie cartwheel into
! frail) place & do a `Ta Da!' pose;
! Maggie hops in & does same]
! 8F11 Radio Bart <01/09/92, 04/30/92>
(I will not carve gods) [Everyone leaps onto the couch,
--- 259,263 ----
(I will not torment the emotionally [All but Maggie cartwheel into
! frail) place and do a `Ta Da!' pose;
! Maggie hops in and does same]
! 8F11 Radio Bart <01/09/92, 04/30/92, 11/26/92**>
(I will not carve gods) [Everyone leaps onto the couch,
***************
*** 276,279 ****
(I will not barf unless I'm sick) [Bart leaps onto everyone's
! {The 27th was a two-fer, with shows at lap {see 8F05}]
! both 8 and 8:30 [in the US]}
8F17 Dog of Death <03/12/92, 07/02/92>
--- 279,283 ----
(I will not barf unless I'm sick) [Bart leaps onto everyone's
! {and (I will not expose the ignorance of lap {see 8F05}]
! the faculty) at the end of the show. The 27th was a two-fer,
! with shows at both 8 and 8:30 [in the US]}
8F17 Dog of Death <03/12/92, 07/02/92>
***************
*** 286,288 ****
{Usually referred to by the production {see 8F08}]
! title, "The Return of Sideshow Bob"}
8F21 Otto Show <04/23/92, 09/10/92**>
--- 290,292 ----
{Usually referred to by the production {see 8F08}]
! title, ``The Return of Sideshow Bob''}
8F21 Otto Show <04/23/92, 09/10/92**>
***************
*** 312,314 ****
9F04 Treehouse of Horror III <10/29/92>
! {No blackboard; the introduction sequence[five skeletons (one has a Bride
passes through a graveyard instead} of Frankenstein hairdo) race
--- 316,318 ----
9F04 Treehouse of Horror III <10/29/92>
! {No blackboard; the introduction sequence[Five skeletons (one has a Bride
passes through a graveyard instead} of Frankenstein hairdo) race
***************
*** 315,316 ****
--- 319,335 ----
for the couch]
+ 9F03 Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie <11/3/92>
+ (I will not bury the new kid) [The couch deflates]
+ {shown as part of a FOX all-night comedy special as an alternative
+ to the blanket coverage given to the US Presidential election; the
+ original air-date was delayed due to some regional sporting event}
+ 9F05 Marge Gets a Job <11/5/92>
+ (I will not teach others to fly) [Noticing something amiss when
+ they sit down, the family
+ reach up and exchange *heads*]
+ 9F06 The New Kid on the Block <11/12/92>
+ (I will not bring sheep to class) [Couch falls thru the floor
+ {see 7F03}]
+ 9F07 Mr. Plow <11/19/92>
+ (A burp is not an answer) [The couch missing, they
+ squeeze onto a single chair]
***************
*** 317,322 ****
- Not Yet Aired -
! 9F03 Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie <11/05/92>
! 9F05 Marge Gets a Job <11/12/92>
! 9F06 New Kid on the Block <11/19/92>
! 9F07 Mr. Plow <11/26/92>
--- 336,340 ----
- Not Yet Aired -
! 9F08 Lisa's First Words
! 9F09 Homer's Triple Bypass
! 9F10 Marge vs. the Monorail
***************
*** 349,352 ****
Professor John Fink [7F17,8F12]
! Jo Ann Harris Janey
! Wanda [8F08]
Phil Hartman Lionel Hutz, Troy McClure
--- 367,370 ----
Professor John Fink [7F17,8F12]
! Jo Ann Harris Wanda [8F08]
! (many others)
Phil Hartman Lionel Hutz, Troy McClure
***************
*** 391,392 ****
--- 409,411 ----
Liz Georges Maggie Simpson [Tracey Ullman Show*]
+ Sara Gilbert Laura [9F06]
Kelsey Grammer Sideshow Bob [7G12,8F20]
***************
*** 400,402 ****
Neil Patrick Harris himself (as Bart) [8F03]
! Chuck Hearn Lakers' announcer (Himself) [8F04]
Dustin Hoffman Mr. Bergstrom [7F19]
--- 419,421 ----
Neil Patrick Harris himself (as Bart) [8F03]
! Chuck Hearn Lakers' announcer (himself) [8F04]
Dustin Hoffman Mr. Bergstrom [7F19]
***************
*** 411,413 ****
Serak the Preparer [7F04]
! the moving man
Larry King Bible-on-Cassette Narrator [7F11]
--- 430,433 ----
Serak the Preparer [7F04]
! the moving man [7F04]
! Tom Jones himself [9F05]
Larry King Bible-on-Cassette Narrator [7F11]
***************
*** 424,425 ****
--- 444,446 ----
Catherine O'Hara Waitress [8F08]
+ Pamela Reed Laura's mother [9F06]
Kimmy Robertson Samantha Stanky [8F22]
***************
*** 426,427 ****
--- 447,449 ----
Alex Rocco Roger Meyers, CEO of I&S Intl. [7F09]
+ Linda Ronstadt herself [9F07]
Steve Sax himself [8F13]
***************
*** 440,441 ****
--- 462,464 ----
Frank Welker Animal noises (?L) [8F06]
+ Adam West himself [9F07]
***************
*** 473,477 ****
Simpsons Trading Cards info [card_list]
! - Brendan Kehoe (brendan@cs.widener.edu)
Movie References [movie_refs]
! - Raymond Chen (rjc@math.princeton.edu)
Simpsons Pinball Machine Info [pinball_info]
--- 496,500 ----
Simpsons Trading Cards info [card_list]
! - Brendan Kehoe (brendan@cygnus.com)
Movie References [movie_refs]
! - Raymond Chen
Simpsons Pinball Machine Info [pinball_info]
***************
*** 484,486 ****
Butchered in Australia (changes by Network 10) [butchered_aussie]
! - Chris Baird (c8923075@mystra.newcastle.edu.au)
Excerpts from the Simpsons postcards [post_cards]
--- 507,509 ----
Butchered in Australia (changes by Network 10) [butchered_aussie]
! - Chris Baird (chris@glencoe.apana.org.au)
Excerpts from the Simpsons postcards [post_cards]
***************
*** 488,492 ****
Writers & Directors [writers_directors]
! - Chris Baird (c8923075@mystra.newcastle.edu.au)
Simpson House Floor Plan [floor_plan]
! - Chris Baird (c8923075@mystra.newcastle.edu.au)
Full Simpsons Quotes [quotes]
--- 511,515 ----
Writers & Directors [writers_directors]
! - Chris Baird (chris@glencoe.apana.org.au)
Simpson House Floor Plan [floor_plan]
! - Chris Baird (chris@glencoe.apana.org.au)
Full Simpsons Quotes [quotes]
***************
*** 497,499 ****
Bart vs the Space Mutants summary [bart_v_mutants]
! - Raymond Chen (rjc@math.princeton.edu)
--- 520,522 ----
Bart vs the Space Mutants summary [bart_v_mutants]
! - Raymond Chen
***************
*** 507,509 ****
An FTP site is being maintained at ftp.cs.widener.edu [147.31.254.132]
! for a lot of the information that's been posted on the group so far.
The only restriction is that no graphics (GIF/PostScript/etc) files are
--- 530,532 ----
An FTP site is being maintained at ftp.cs.widener.edu [147.31.254.132]
! for a lot of the information that's been posted on the group in the past.
The only restriction is that no graphics (GIF/PostScript/etc) files are
***************
*** 565,568 ****
! The Simpsons Fortune program (latest version is 465) for IBM PCs
! is available for anonymous ftp from:
--- 588,591 ----
! The Simpsons Fortune program for IBM PCs is available for anonymous ftp
! from the following archives:
***************
*** 571,576 ****
garbo.uwasa.fi pc/util simp465.zip
- rigel.acs.oakland.edu pub/msdos/txtutl simp465.zip
- sol.deakin.oz.au pub/PC/chyde/util simp465.zip
- ftp.informatik.rwth-aachen.de pub/rz.archiv/simtel/msdos/txtutl
- simp465.zip
wsmr-simtel20.army.mil pd1:<msdos.txtutl> simp465.zip
--- 594,595 ----
***************
*** 578,589 ****
! The Widener FTP site will be the main distribution site for new versions
! of the fortune program.
! If your site does not have FTP available, send mail to Dave Komatsu
! at komatsu@aludra.usc.edu and he'll send the Fortune program
! directly to you.
! A fortune program for Unix using Simpsons quotes is also available on
! the Widener ftp site. [It's in the process of being revised.]
! A game for the Amiga is apparently available in:
! ab20.larc.nasa.gov:/amiga/games/action/simpsons.lzh
! minnehaha.rhrk.uni-kl.de:/pub/amiga/games
--- 597,604 ----
! Please try to locate your nearest equivalent archive site before
! resorting to these over-burdened systems.
!
! Tom Warren currently maintains the canonical compilation of Simpsons
! quotes and has written an easily portable fortune program in `C'.
! Email any enquires to his address above.
***************
*** 598,599 ****
--- 613,620 ----
+ But for the most comprehensive list of exactly what's out there, query
+ the Archie Internet database either by a interactive telnet session,
+ an email enquiry, or through client software. For initial directions
+ in the use of Archie, refer to the FAQ "How to find sources" posted to
+ alt.sources, news.answers, and elsewhere.
+
===============================================================================
***************
*** 626,628 ****
... that the cash register says that Maggie costs $847.63?
! ... Lisa's saxophone solo varies during the third and fourth seasons?
... that the ad on the side of the bus [in the first season] was for
--- 647,649 ----
... that the cash register says that Maggie costs $847.63?
! ... Lisa's saxophone solo varies during the third season?
... that the ad on the side of the bus [in the first season] was for
***************
*** 636,637 ****
--- 657,659 ----
... that Marge is reading ``Mom Monthly'' at the checkout?
+ And the issues of ``Feeble'' magazine behind her?
... all the stuff that flashes by in the very fast pan of Springfield?
***************
*** 643,646 ****
The bullies in ``The Tell-Tale Head'' (the tall thin
! one with the skull-and-crossbones tee-shirt and
! the fat bald one) are harassing Martin (the Poindexter);
The next yard: Patty and Selma are sunbathing;
--- 665,668 ----
The bullies in ``The Tell-Tale Head'' (the tall thin
! one with the skull-and-crossbones tee-shirt [Jimbo] and the
! fat bald one [Kearny] are harassing Martin (the Poindexter);
The next yard: Patty and Selma are sunbathing;
***************
*** 673,675 ****
"I'm the one who made delinquency an art" ?
! (he didn't "put the C" in anything)
--- 695,697 ----
"I'm the one who made delinquency an art" ?
! (he didn't put the "C" in anything)
***************
*** 746,749 ****
incorrectly cited by many people giving Homer's place of birth as
! "NC". Not until recently did anyone realize the last letter was
! actually an epsilon-ish "E", representing the "Any" state.
--- 768,771 ----
incorrectly cited by many people giving Homer's place of birth as
! "NC". Not until recently did someone notice the last letter was
! actually an epsilon-ish "E", designated to the fictitional "Any" state.
***************
*** 759,762 ****
! Although many people enjoy arguing that Springfield may be in close
! proximity to their own town/city/state/country, to rekindle the
`Where is Springfield?' debate is an open invitation to be email-
--- 781,784 ----
! Although many people have enjoyed arguing that Springfield may be in
! close proximity to their own town/city/state/country, to rekindle the
`Where is Springfield?' debate is an open invitation to be email-
***************
*** 764,766 ****
--- 786,794 ----
+ 3.5a) What is the Simpsons' Home address?
+ In ``Mr. Lisa goes to Washington'' 59 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, T.A
+ In the Simpsons UFA 73 Walnut Lane, Springfield, U.S.A
+ In ``Kamp Krusty'' 430 Spalding Way, Springfield, U.S.A
+
+
3.6) What does the ``J'' stand for in Homer J. Simpson?
***************
*** 783,786 ****
! Nancy Cartwright Cheers, The Twilight Zone--The Movie, Yellow Pages,
! An endless list of Saturday morning cartoons
Dan Castellaneta Adventures of Dynamo Duck, Dream On, LA Law (twice),
--- 811,814 ----
! Nancy Cartwright Cheers, The Twilight Zone: The Movie, Yellow Pages,
! an endless list of Saturday morning cartoons
Dan Castellaneta Adventures of Dynamo Duck, Dream On, LA Law (twice),
***************
*** 791,797 ****
No Other Love, Radio Days, Revenge of the Stepford
! Wives, Rhoda, Surrender, The Tracey Ullman Show
! Yeardley Smith Brothers, City Slickers, Heaven Help Us,
! Herman's Head (Louise), The Legend of Billy Jean,
! Listen to Me, Maximum Overdrive, Mom's on Strike,
! Murphy Brown, The Real Thing (Broadway),
Silence Like Glass, She-Devil, Square One TV, Sydney
--- 819,827 ----
No Other Love, Radio Days, Revenge of the Stepford
! Wives, Rhoda, Surrender, This Is My Life,
! The Tracey Ullman Show
! Yeardley Smith Brothers, City Slickers, Heaven Help Us (aka
! Catholic Boys), Herman's Head (Louise),
! The Legend of Billy Jean, Listen to Me,
! Maximum Overdrive, Mom's on Strike, Murphy Brown,
! The Real Thing (Broadway), 3 O'Clock High,
Silence Like Glass, She-Devil, Square One TV, Sydney
***************
*** 818,819 ****
--- 848,851 ----
8F09: Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
+ 9F06: Where can I find Amanda Hugginkiss? ... and ...
+ Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!
***************
*** 845,847 ****
! 3.11) Which one's Itchy & which is Scratchy?
--- 877,879 ----
! 3.11) Which one's Itchy and which is Scratchy?
***************
*** 865,870 ****
Simpsons Illustrated is a quarterly "fan" magazine for people who enjoy
! The Simpsons, and is currently available in the USA and the Antipodes;
! it holds all sorts of tasty bits, including shots of the studio, trivia,
! and other information. In addition to the four quarterly issues, a
! Simpsons Annual is also published.
--- 897,902 ----
Simpsons Illustrated is a quarterly "fan" magazine for people who enjoy
! The Simpsons, and is currently available in North America and the
! Antipodes; it holds all sorts of tasty bits, including shots of the
! studio, trivia, and other information. In addition to the four
! quarterly issues, a Simpsons Annual is also published.
***************
*** 901,903 ****
individual viewer to decide for himself or herself how to interpret
! these kinds of situations. (At least, until it becomes blatantly obvious.)
--- 933,935 ----
individual viewer to decide for himself or herself how to interpret
! these kinds of situations.
***************
*** 926,928 ****
! A few of the TLA's in popular use in ATS:
OFF "Our Favorite Family" -- The Simpsons, of course.
--- 958,962 ----
! A few of the TLAs (Three Letter Acronyms) in popular use in
! ATS (alt.tv.simpsons).
!
OFF "Our Favorite Family" -- The Simpsons, of course.
***************
*** 929,931 ****
DYN "Didja (Did You) Notice"
! FF "Freeze-Frame (Fun)"
7G01, 8F21, ...
--- 963,965 ----
DYN "Didja (Did You) Notice"
! FF "Freeze-Frame Fun"
7G01, 8F21, ...
***************
*** 944,956 ****
! The more interesting contributions to the newsgroup do occasionally
! follow an indeterminate path to the creators of the show and magazine,
! but the question if MG is personally aware of this forum beyond the
! `yet another group of devoted fans' level, or is even provided with
! direct access, the answer is, sadly, no.
!
! In the past there have been many postings that claimed to have originated
! from Matt Groening and other identities. One should immediately be
! skeptical of <any> messages that claim to have been sent by a notable
! personality -- it is a trivial exercise to fake an article that appears
! to have come from another person.
--- 978,991 ----
! The more interesting contributions to the newsgroup do occasionally follow
! an indeterminate path to the creators of the show and magazine. However,
! to answer the specific question ``Is MG provided with direct access, or
! is even personally aware of us beyond the `yet another group of devoted
! fans' level?'' The answer to that is, sadly, no. (And for the good of
! the show, it's probably best it remains that way...)
!
! In the past many postings have claimed to have originated from Matt
! Groening and other identities. One should immediately be skeptical of
! <any> messages that claim to have been sent by a notable personality;
! it is a trivial exercise to fake an article that appears to have come
! from another person.
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From: cbaird@scorch.apana.org.au (Chris Baird)
Subject: alt.tv.simpsons Frequently Asked Questions
Expires: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 00:00:00 GMT
Reply-To: faq@glencoe.apana.org.au
Organization: Honorary Abject Admirers of Lisa Simpson
Date: Mon, 30 Nov 1992 01:54:28 GMT
Approved: news-answers-request@mit.edu
Message-ID: <1992Nov30.015428.753@scorch.apana.org.au>
Followup-To: poster
Summary: A file of questions & answers pertinent to the alt.tv.simpsons group.
Keywords: simpsons faq Simpsons FAQ
Lines: 1007
Archive-name: simpsons/faq
[Last changed: 30-Nov-92]
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS (with answers) FOR ALT.TV.SIMPSONS
Posted on or about the first of the month to alt.tv.simpsons and the
Simpsons mailing list.
Maintained by Chris Baird (chris@glencoe.apana.org.au)
with Brendan Kehoe (brendan@cygnus.com)
and Raymond Chen
Please reply with any requests, suggestions, corrections, etc., to
faq@glencoe.apana.org.au
Available via Usenet, the alt.tv.simpsons newsgroup is a free forum
for the discussion of the various aspects of the television show ``The
Simpsons''. It's also available in mailing list form; write to the
address simpsons-request@cs.widener.edu to be added to the list.
There are also two other relevant newsgroups named
alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy and alt.fan.itchy-n-scratchy.
- Table of Contents -
CHAPTER 1: Lists, Lists, and More Lists
1.1) The Shows, The Boards, and The Couches
1.2) The Voices
1.3) Other lists, who posted them, and where to get them
CHAPTER 2: Frequently Requested Files
2.1) The Simpsons Archive
2.2) What is "anonymous ftp" anyway?
2.3) ASCII pictures
2.4) Quotes/fortunes/program files
2.5) Where can I get graphics and sound files?
CHAPTER 3: Questions
3.1) Didja notice...? (Often abbreviated DYN.)
3.2) Who is MG?
3.2a) How do I pronounce `Groening'?
3.3) Where did Matt Groening get the names for the Simpson family?
3.4) What's this about "annoying Republicans"?
3.5) Where is Springfield?
3.5a) What is the Simpsons' Home address?
3.6) What does the ``J'' stand for in Homer J. Simpson?
3.6a) How about Bartholomew J. Simpson?
3.7) Didn't I see/hear ... in ... ?
3.8) What phone pranks has Bart used on Moe of Moe's Tavern?
3.8a) Where did the idea for them come from?
3.9) Why isn't ... in this FAQ ?
3.10) Where do you get the episode titles from?
3.11) Which one's Itchy and which is Scratchy?
3.12) What are the three most important things to know in life?
3.13) What's Simpsons Illustrated, and where can I get it?
3.14) Where can I get the music from ``The Simpsons'' ?
3.15) Are Burns/Smithers/Jacques/Karl gay or bisexual ?
3.16) When did everything happen?
3.17) Is my local station cutting the episodes?
3.18) What does "OFF" stand for? (Frequently Used Acronyms)
3.19) Is Matt Groening aware of Usenet?
3.20) Why isn't this rec.arts.tv.simpsons?
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CHAPTER 1: Lists, Lists, and More Lists
1.1) The Shows, The Boards, and The Couches
The following episode information is an amalgamation of the various
Simpsons Episode Guides produced by the following people (the
filename for their submission in the Simpsons archive is enclosed
in brackets):
Michael L. Brown
Eddy J. Gurney (eddy@jafus.mi.org)
Mark A. Holtz (mholtz@sactoh0.sac.ca.us) [air_dates & episode_guide]
Brian T. Howard (bhoward@neon.stanford.edu)
Don Patrick (syslep@pro-lep.cts.com) [program_guide]
David Tamkin (dattier@ddsw1.mcs.com)
Bruce Watson (bwatson@nyx.cs.du.edu)
Those titles below with a * following them are episodes which actually
gave their titles at the beginning or in the credits. Those dates
with a ** following them are older shows that were repeated *after*
the new season started.
P.Code Episode (the blackboard) [the couch] {Notes} <Aired>
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- Season 1 -
7G08 Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire <12/17/89, 12/23/89, 07/01/90,
{No quote} 12/19/91**>
[No couch scene]
7G02 Bart the Genius <01/14/90, 03/04/90, 05/27/90>
(I will not waste chalk) [Bart]
7G03 Homer's Odyssey <01/21/90, 06/03/90, 08/30/90>
(I will not skateboard in the halls) [Couch collapses]
7G04 There's No Disgrace Like Home <01/28/90, 03/11/90, 06/10/90,
(I will not burp in class) 08/30/92**> [Homer]
7G05 Bart the General <02/04/90, 04/08/90, 07/22/90>
{No board quote} [No couch scene]
7G06 Moaning Lisa <02/11/90, 04/22/90, 08/05/90>
(I will not instigate revolution) [Maggie]
7G09 Call of the Simpsons <02/18/90, 05/06/90, 07/29/90>
(I will not draw naked ladies in class) [Nobody]
7G07 The Tell-Tale Head * <02/25/90, 05/20/90, 08/23/90>
(I did not see Elvis) [Bart]
{One line as the view enters the classroom states ``I did see Elvis''}
7G11 Jacques to be Wild <03/18/90, 07/15/90, 09/20/90,
{No board quote} 08/30/92**> [No couch scene]
{This episode is also known as ``Life in the Fast Lane''; also,
it was originally going to be ``Bjorn to be Wild'', but Albert
Brooks couldn't get the Swedish accent right, so it became a
French bowler}
7G10 Homer's Night Out <03/25/90, 06/17/90, 09/06/90>
(I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes') [Couch collapses]
7G13 The Crepes of Wrath <04/15/90, 06/24/90, 09/13/90>
(Garlic gum is not funny) [Homer]
7G12 Krusty Gets Busted <04/29/90, 08/19/90, 09/27/90>
(They are laughing at me, not with me) [Maggie]
{The August 18, 1990, episode was the last at 8:30pm on Sundays; from
then on, they aired on Thursdays at 8pm opposite The Cosby Show}
7G01 Some Enchanted Evening <05/13/90, 08/12/90, 10/04/90>
(I will not yell "fire" in a crowded [Nobody]
classroom)